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The Witchfuck: The Harem of the Swallow

Hey there, stranger! What a fine day it is to play a super addictive porn game. I know how hard it is to find a decent match that can satisfy all my sexual desires and have fun at the same time. Most of the games that I find on the internet usually have a shitty storyline and bad graphics. However, after a long search, I finally found a sex game that captured my horny ass mind with a great storyline and a bad character. Best check this out.

Witchfuck: The Harem of the Swallow is a game that you would not expect. The storyline and dialogues are a bit cliche, but there are times where the characters would say random things like woman trading and robbery and other dumb shits. These words are not found in other porn games since most of them are just the usual alien abduction rape that takes place in a different universe with all the tentacle penetration. I can say that The Witchfuck: The Harem of the Swallow is based in real life.

I know that other games are based on real-life, but the one that made this game stick out for me is the details. Since this porn game can be called a parody of the game “Witcher,” there are many things in this game that are the same with Witcher. The graphics, the characters, the costume, and a lot of other things. If you like a real-life visual-novel porn game, there is a lot in store for you in this game review. 

Game Storyline

The moment that I tried to play The Witchfuck: The Harem of the Swallow, the first thing that came into my mind is this is just a typical piece of a crap game like the other ones I played with, but as I moved forward and played a little longer, the game became more and more interesting for me. The most significant factor that made me like this game is that it is like the adventure game “Witcher” but with a twist of mischief and a lot of sex. 

I can’t say that these kinds of porn games are my thing, but there’s something about The Witchfuck that made me stay and like this game. The graphics are not too bad also. I can commend the web developers since it’s evident that they worked hard to make this game as presentable as possible. Also, the best thing about this is whatever choice you make; it is the right one. You will still end up shagging the sanity out of her. 

What I like about the game

One of the things that I like about this game is that there are three choices to choose from when responding to the one I am talking to, and I would be able to decide how to respond, and the best thing about that is, there are no incorrect answers. Whatever answer I choose, it will lead to an intense and hot intercourse, and these kinds of interactions are not being offered in other porn games that I have already tried to play. 

Since this is a porn game, the game always ends in sex just like the other ones, but the thing that makes this game different from the rest is that it has a wide range of varieties when it comes to the characters. There are big assed mommas with a lot of sex appeal, girls with huge titties that bounce all over the place. This game also offers some steaming lesbo action, which is the best part of this game. 

Censorship is also not a problem in this game since all hot sex scenes are not censored. You can see the dick penetrating and dominating the girls’ wet ass pussy. Most of the games that I have already played with have this kind of issue, that is why I was not impressed by them and did not make me last. But with this game, I had the time of my life and enjoyed playing while jerking off. 

I would refer this game to anyone who reads this since you will only need one hand in playing this. Everything is accessible with a click of a mouse. With this, it is easier to jerk off using the other hand and play simultaneously. I can assure you that you also will have the time of your life. For me, The Witchfuck: The Harem of the Swallow is a perfect game if I can have fun and play while jerking off. 

To understand how this game works, it has dialogues of some characters that you will need to read so that you would be able to choose the best response. Even if everything is correct, it is still better if you can select the best one to respond. This game is perfect for adventure-seeking nerds and pervs who love some action sex games with a twist of their favorite adventure game, “Witcher.”

What I don’t like about the game

As I’ve said earlier, this game is not that hard to play, but shit, it’s boring as hell! There aren’t a lot of things that I can do. All there is to do is click my mouse, and that’s it. There is no keyboard pressing, no mind games, and most definitely, there are no thrills in this game. The characters are only standing and talking. The only action you can find here is when they are already having sex. 

Though the graphics are great and all, there are still many things that need to be updated here. Like the animation of the characters. The main protagonist looks like she came straight out of hell. She looks devilish and is always angry looking. That scared the hell out of me and made my boner go away. This is a bad thing since the primary purpose of playing a porn game is for me to wank my dick off. 

Another thing is that I really cannot control all of the sex scenes. I was only given options to choose from, like whether I wanted to go from slow to fast. One of the most shitty parts of this game is when I cannot go fast immediately. It really is a must that you start from slow, then medium, then quickly. Also, the characters only have minimal movements, and I cannot choose what position I like. I hope that the players would be given the option to hold the strokes and are given more positions.

One more thing that I don’t like about The Witchfuck: The Harem of the Swallow is that this game is super long. It takes a long time and a lot of dialogues before I get to see some screwing and penetrating. That’s a bummer for me since because of the long dialogues, this made me lose my hard-on and made me stop playing. I believe this is not a good thing if you are the developer of this game. 

The last thing I really despise about this game is that the main protagonist does not have hot breasts. Her breasts are damn saggy looking, and it seems like the breasts of an older woman. I understand that this is not real, and she is just a figment of the web devs imagination and that this is just a game, but still, I expected that since this is a game, the women should have the perfect body, pussy. They should make the girl hotter and perfect, considering that this is a game. 

My Recommendations for Improving this Game

The game devs should do what they can to fix all the porn game issues. They can start by adding more options to screw the girl. It would also be great if they can at least change how the girl would look. If they can also update and make the dialogues shorter than usual since it is abnormally long, it would be a great help to make sure that the players would not lose their hard-ons. I sincerely hope that the web devs behind this game will do better in the next update.

This game would also be better if the player is given more power to control the characters and what they can do, especially when it comes to the banging. I would enjoy seeing different positions, different cumshots, and if I can control the sex positions, that would be a fantastic experience for me. Since I am the kind, who wants to bang my girl in many different ways.

Also, one of the most important things that the web devs need to work on and upgrade is this game’s animation. The sex scenarios will be more arousing to watch if this is in 3D. This game’s satisfaction would increase if they already did all these upgrades. I believe that this game’s developers can do that. This is why I hope that they do their part and upgrade the animation and scenes for this fantastic game.

Last but not least, they should also do everything they can to change this game’s gameplay. It would be more fun if the game’s protagonist can move on her own without anything to stop her and not just to do the same thing every fucking time. Honestly, clicking and just waiting for the sex can be dull and cause the players to lose their hard-ons. If they can upgrade all the things I’ve mentioned earlier, I can assure you that this game will improve. Play and judge it by yourself.

Conclusion

For me, The Witchfuck: The Harem of the Swallow is one of the best games ever created since it has a lot of catchy dialogues, but it’s just that it is way too long and maybe dull sometimes, and it still needs more sexual positions and an upgraded animation and graphics. But overall, I would always recommend this game due to the fantastic storyline and the fact that it was taken from the game “Witcher,” and you get to wank like crazy while choosing what to do next with the woman. 

What I like:

  • No wrong choices
  • Catchy dialogues
  • No censorship
  • A lot of characters
  • Easy to play

What I don’t like

  • Very long dialogues
  • Limited control
  • Limited sex scenes
  • The woman’s animation
  • Repetitive gameplay

Sites Where You Can Play This Game:

1.https://mysexgames.com/games/1384/the_witchfuck_the_harem_of_the_swallow

2.https://www.sexgames.cc/play/The_Harem_of_the_Swallow

3.https://www.stripparadise.com/GameExtGenMb.php?GNum=752

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