Panties Tycoon
Back so soon, porn game lovers? If anyone understands you, it’s me. There are times when regular porn simply doesn’t cut it anymore. You’re bored of watching people fuck on the screen, no matter how crazy the fetishes become. Nothing seems to cut it anymore, and you’re constantly looking for new ways to feel that orgasmic satisfaction. And that’s where the magic of porn games comes in! Here, you have some control over what happens in the game, even if it seems silly and cartoonish. Panties Tycoon is one such game, and here you’re faced with financial ruin, so you do what any reasonable young, attractive woman does – sell your used panties online. Let’s see how you’re supposed to pay off your debts with nothing but your womanly scents!
A very simple story
As mentioned in the intro, the story here is straightforward – you have no money, so you have to sell your underwear to horny strangers online. Maybe you were once a deviant stranger buying underwear someone cummed in – well, now you get to see what that looks like from the other side.
You can’t just start selling your underwear like that, since you’re very shy, inexperienced, and don’t know what kind of panties those perverts want to buy. Lucky for you, you’ve got your Pantsu Tenshi, the underwear angle, by your side! Honestly, I wheeze laughed when I first saw what the angel looks like. If you ever watched or played Pokemon, and I’m sure you did since you’re here reading this review, you’ll find the Pantsu Tenshi very familiar. I know I was supposed to be overcome by lust, squirming in my seat and breathing heavily, but I couldn’t take this game too seriously when I saw Pikachu’s horny cousin showing you how to sell underwear you peed in to people online.
When you finally collect a thousand dollars, the story ends, and the Pantsu Tenshi leaves you to your own devices. As you can see, the story doesn’t matter that much, although I have to admit, I was charmed by the creativity of the artist behind this game. Pantsu Tenshi is my favorite porn game creature, and even though I’ll forget the story of this game in a few weeks, I’ll never forget looking at the yellow mouse recording while you sit on the toilet, soiling your brand-new underwear.
You’ll figure out the game in a matter of seconds
Once you’re well acquainted with the mascot of the game, you’re going to be greeted by a character creation menu. Here, you can change the hair, eyes, mouth, boobs, and pubes (or “pubs”, how the game spells it). When you’re happy with what you look like, you can proceed to your room, to discover what needs to be done. Don’t worry though, you can change the way you look any time you feel like it.
And now, it’s time to get to work! Direct your attention to all the options you have on the screen. You’re in your room, and mister panties angel tells you where you can sell or buy underwear, how much cash you’ve collected, how “used up” your panties are, and where you can go ahead and sleep. Just to note, you’ve got 30 days to collect a thousand dollars, so you better start now.
In the activities book, you can see plenty of options, but since you’re inexperienced, you can only work out for now. you’ll squat topless, in the underwear of your choosing. Simply move the mouse up and down to make the tits jiggle. I mean, to fill up the sweat bar. Once that’s done, it’s time to sell the panties and buy a better pair! You can’t rub one out, finger yourself, or invite a boy over until you’re experienced in selling underwear. Pantsu Tenshi will tell you that you’re still too shy to do anything sexual.
When you finally work up the courage for kinkier activities, you can rub one out, finger yourself, pee in your pants, use a big dildo, make a boy cum on your underwear, and finally have double dildo fun with a tight, blonde strumpet. The kinkier your actions get, the more money you’ll make! Here’s what bothered me while I was playing – the controls are a bit clunky, and the actions become repetitive, as you have to collect money and better underwear until you’re brave enough to start doing more. This means that you’ll have to squat for three days straight, and only then will you dare to touch your pussy.
The visual style could use some TLC
Panties Tycoon looks like it was made in paint. The proportions are all over the place, the colors are super bright and vivid, and the text is a testament to the 90s style. The only reason why I wasn’t immediately put off from trying this game is Pantsu Tenshi. You can feel how creative the person behind this game really is, but it looks like they didn’t have the time or the money to really dedicate themselves to creating this diamond in the rough. The sex scenes are animated, but you just hold your mouse button or move it around a bit, and the girl opens her mouth and wiggles her fingers or squirms. I wish I could see what this game would look like if more effort was put into it!
The soundtrack isn’t any better, and there’s literally no voice acting here, besides some very robotic moaning that doesn’t sound human at all.
Conclusion
Panties Tycoon is a very fun little game that will have you amused for half an hour or so. Don’t judge it by its cover, and try spending some time trying it out. Although the visual style is really jarring, the story is fun, the mascot is hilarious, and the experience of selling used underwear online is something every pervert should be privy to. Give Panties Tycoon a try, I’m sure you won’t regret it!
What I like
- Fun story
- Hilarious Pantsu Tenshi
- Easy to understand
What I didn’t like
- Jarring art style
- Robotic moaning
- Clunky mechanics
Sites where you can play this game
- https://wetpussygames.com/adult-games/panties-tycoon.html
- https://adult-sex-games.com/panties-tycoon
- https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/664973
Meta Description
You’re broke and riddled with debt, so you do the only thing you’re capable of – sell your used panties online! Treat your underwear to a golden shower, squirt in them, and have a man cum in them, and see how much money you can make.
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