Porn Bastards: Black Widow

How are you doing, you little bastard? I hope you had an excellent rest before reading this review. Oh well, it doesn’t matter; perverts don’t rest anyways. So, let’s just start with this review about Porn Bastards: Black Widow. I also asked myself this question, is it Black Widow, from Marvel movies? Yes, she’s the one. If you’re fantasizing about fucking Black Widow, you don’t need to be ashamed; I, myself, is also dreaming for that they to come.

I remembered the first time I watched Marvel’s movie where Black Widow is also included, I literally got a boner. The hot black suit, curve body, and her seducing face, I just wanted to splash my cum all over her face. That’s how bad I wanted to fuck Black Widow. However, let’s just be real, that will never happen; the closest thing that I can do is watch some of her sex scenes in Hollywood, or try looking for some nude pictures of her if there’s one.

Luckily, I stumbled to MySexGames.com, where I found this one of a kind porn game that I’ve always been playing ever since I tried it. It’s really a hell’s best gift for perverts like myself who wanted to fuck or at least watch Natasha Romanova fucked by someone. I understand that it’s not the real deal because it’s just an animated cartoon character of hers, but who cares? If you agree with what I’m saying right now, then you should need to finish reading this review.

Games Storyline

The storyline is quite straightforward; it’s all about a creepy guy, your character, who captured Natasha Romanova, aka Black Widow. In the first part of the game, Natasha is tied to a chair, just like in the movie, she’s still wearing those same hot black widow suits. I’ll be able to exchange some seductive words with her, a full conversation, to be exact. Right after the conversation, you’ll be fucking Natasha, which is actually very satisfying to watch.

The only thing you need to do is click the next button so that Natasha’s black suit will be removed, and there you have it, you’ll be able to see her gigantic tits and hot tight pussy. The game is actually fascinating and arousing; you’ll also hear Natasha’s seductive moan, which for me, sounds very pleasing. Although the game storyline is just very short, the game is just all about fucking Black Widow and cumming inside of her.

What I Like About The Game

First things first, I only played this game because of Natasha, and that is it. If they used a different character, I would never play this game even for a minute. This just means that I played this game because of my undying urge for Black Widow. I’ve been fantasizing about her ever since I watched the Avengers, and I’m thankful right now that I found this game. I can really say that all of you are also thinking the same way.

The second thing I liked about the game is its graphics. I have tried many porn games before, but I rarely see a porn game with the same graphics. The color balance is not too high and not too low. I also like how they made it close to the realistic character, especially their body part. What I hate the most in most porn games right now are the unrealistic body parts. I prefer much more natural body parts than watching arm size dicks and head size tits.

Another thing that I noticed, which I actually also like, is the game interface of Porn Bastards Black Widow. Being a fucking pervert, I tried so many porn games to the fact that I couldn’t even remember how many porn games I played ever since. In those porn games that I played, I can only name a few that have an average to an excellent level of the game interface. So, once a particular game has a fantastic game interface, I will never have any second thoughts about it, which is why I love this game.

Dialogues are an essential part of a porn game for their user or player to connect and feel more. I like about Porn Bastards: Black Widow is that they didn’t take their dialogues for granted. Who doesn’t want to hear those seducing words? I want to be honest with you, I really love to hear someone talking to me in a very seducing manner. I would feel like I will cum right away in my pants. Kidding-aside, this game has excellent dialogues.

Many have tried but failed; this is a quote that I can think of when a porn game tries to create a very seducing storyline, yet they’re censoring their characters’ private parts. For me, this is the most irritating part when playing a porn game. I really hate porn games putting censorship or covers on their characters in the game. I would rather watch a porn video instead of playing a porn game with censor or covers; I will never be aroused.

What I Don’t Like About The Game

I don’t want to be a douchebag, but the very first thing that I noticed, which I don’t know about the game, is its short storyline. At first, I thought that there will be another stage or scenes that my character can fuck Natasha; unfortunately, there are no other scenes. If it’s your first time playing the game, it won’t bother you, but later on, you’ll definitely feel that the game will start to become boring. I actually expected a lot about this game.

The game doesn’t also have other character choices, you’re limited to one guy who’s wearing a bonnet, and that’s it. I mean, it won’t take too much space if the dev guys added at least two to three more characters to choose from. You can find other games like this with more lead characters that you can pick. Besides having a limited choice of characters, they only have one sex position, which is very devastating for me.

Another thing that I hate about the game is being unable to move around and do other stuff. Besides clicking the next button to proceed with their dialogues, there are no other things that I can do in the game. Although they provide options to customize or change Natasha’s skin color, hair, eyes, and other parts of her body, that’s just it. It’s just basically a simple game of never-ending sex in the chair with the Black Widow Natasha Romanova.

Although I already mentioned that I liked the game because of its seductive conversations, which makes the game more enticing to its users. That being said, there is still a little downside on their dialogues in the game. I didn’t even notice it at first when I was playing the game. However, after playing the game multiple times, I realized that all of their dialogues are actually just repeating in circles, which makes the game boring.

Another cock blocker about the game is its dry interface; it’s just too straightforward. They should at least add more pictures of Natasha on the front page to make it more enticing. Before I forget, I also didn’t like the fact that they don’t have any other mini-games. When you go inside the game, what you see is what you get, that’s it. Even a horny pervert would lose his appetite with this boring interface.

My Recommendation For Improving This Game

My first recommendation for the game is to have a more unique story or at least lengthen their storyline. I find it very dull since the things you can do in the game are very limited. A long and exciting storyline will make any type of game appealing to its users. People that are playing porn games such as myself and you wanted to see more wild sex scenes and sex stories. In my case, this kind of storyline didn’t satisfy me at all.

The second suggestion that I really wanted to share in this review is for the game developers. I know it’s hard to create a game, especially if it’s a porn game. But at least they should put some effort into adding more dialogues to their characters in the game. Besides adding more dialogues, they should also improve or add more seductive conversations in the game. It just lacks passion and feelings.

The game was fun at first, but later on, I felt bored already, I tried to find a mini-game, but unfortunately, there’s none. What a letdown; I will really love it if they add at least two to three mini-games that still includes Natasha. The game will be perfect if they can provide other options for the male character. They should also add more sex positions and don’t get me wrong, the sex position you can in the game is excellent, but I want to have more options.

I highly recommend that there should be another option where you can move and control your character freely. Not by just clicking the next button, which is, by the way, an awful idea. A huge thumbs down to the one who invented and added that kind of idea in the game. Although the developer can still make some changes in the game and provide options that create more interaction from the user. Always remember, this is a porn game, not poker.

What I Like:

  • Cool Graphics
  • Excellent Animation
  • User-Friendly Interface
  • Hot Character
  • Not Oversized Private Parts

What I Don’t Like:

  • Boring Storyline
  • Awful Dialogues
  • Limited Sex Position
  • Unable To Replace The Male Character
  • Poor Sound Effects Quality

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