New Year’s Rave
Heya there my fellow porn gaming adventurers. It’s been a hot minute, but boy, do I have a kinky title for you today. With the holidays well underway, it’s only natural for me to talk about a New Year’s Eve-related game. It’s called New Year’s Rave and it’s a blast to play. Well, saying that you get “to play” this game is a bit of a stretch, since it’s mostly an interactive animation where you get to pick and choose what the main character will do in a couple of situations. But still, you’re in control and it’s up to you to get to the bottom of things. Mess up, and you’ll meet all kinds of silly fates. Succeed, and you get to go balls deep in some wet, sweet, horny pussy. And, right off the bat, that’s a hell of a lot more immersive than any porn video I’ve ever seen.
New Year’s Rave is a neat little online adult title that doesn’t take itself seriously even for a second. And that’s precisely why I fell in love with this silly game. It’s dumb and quirky and everything about it is absolutely hilarious. However, you can feel the actual quality behind it all. Sure, the graphics were so-so some twenty years ago when this title came out. Nowadays, you won’t find this ancient style of drawing anywhere. Still, mere minutes after jumping into this thing, you’ll see that there’s been true effort behind the whole endeavor. A whole team of talented people gathered two decades ago to produce a timeless masterpiece that’s more a time capsule and an XXX experience than it’s a regular video game. Nevertheless, all of that only makes it more captivating and a definite must-play if you love unique adult content.
A Simple Game That Hides a Lot
Let’s start with the basics. New Year’s Rave is a game made at a time when Flash was popular. It’s a true blast from the past for us veterans who have been on the internet for years. I know there are some of you like me out there. And I know that you remember countless porn websites that featured hundreds, if not thousands of these nifty porn games. Naturally, the vast majority of those are now extinct and nowhere to be found. That makes the tiny amount of those games that remained a precious relic of the past.
After all, a game that survives for more than twenty years definitely has something going for it, doesn’t it? In the case of New Year’s Rave, it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what it is. I mean, we already touched upon the simple graphics and effortless gameplay. But there’s more to it. The animation is rudimentary and it doesn’t even come close to the photorealism of CGI that we have today. Yet it feels unique and deliberate. You can tell that the creators worked with limited resources so they had to turn their brains on to work at full capacity to make this thing as good as possible.
And their efforts paid off since they created a one-of-a-kind XXX adventure that hooks you from the get-go and doesn’t let your attention off until you’ve finished it. Sure, you won’t play it for months on end trying to experience a grand story written on hundreds of pages. And the gameplay definitely doesn’t make New Year’s Rave a candidate for this year’s GOTY award. But it’s the combination of all the little things that make New Year’s Rave an engrossing experience and something worth your precious time.
The Visuals Are from a Different Era
As I mentioned, you can look far and wide and you’d be hard-pressed to find something that looks remotely similar to what New Year’s Rave has to offer. And that’s not a bad thing. I mean, I’ll be the first to admit that I can’t get enough of these new CGI games and animations. It’s gotten to a point where every amateur with a bit of practice and a decent PC can create porn so good it’ll make your head spin. Who would resist a flawless 3D babe with big tits and ass taking a monster cock and being drowned in cum?
But, the devil is in the details and the beauty is in variety. That’s why I kept replaying New Year’s Rave which features hand-drawn characters and scenery as if it was done in Paint (who knows, it maybe was done in Paint). It’s that simplicity where you have a number of chicks and guys and they are all bright and colorful and flawed. I mean, there was one goth redhead babe with whom you can’t do anything but mouse over her, and I kept staring at her voluptuous figure wanting to fuck the brains out of her.
The animation closely follows the art style. It’s rigid and minimal, but it conveys just enough information so that you know precisely what’s happening. Plus, the artists used every trick in the book to bring these people to life, and they definitely succeeded. There’s dancing, there’s smoking, there’s fucking, there’s swimming, there’s car driving. You have a complete story told in this Flash-like style that you have to experience in order to fully appreciate. It’s even better if you’ve never played these games. There’s always a first.
What Is the Game All About?
What could the game called New Year’s Rave be about? A snarky comment aside, it’s impossible to guess what happens in the game apart from the fact that it’s a rave for New Year’s Eve. We begin with a rather cool dude (in the 2000s, every cool guy was like this one), as he’s buying ice cream for his loving girlfriend and taking her for a ride in his convertible. Does it get any cooler than that? I didn’t think so. Anyhow, he gets a call from his best friend about that rave party, and our protagonist cleverly fakes talking to his mother, promising to come and help her, only to get rid of his chick and go to the party alone. Clever dude.
Anyhow, we get rid of our hottie and that’s when we’re greeted with a first choice. You can pick between meeting your friend and going to a party with him, or going to a couple of girlfriends of yours and taking them instead. It’s the first of numerous choices where one gives you a bad ending and takes you back to the checkpoint, and I’ll spoil just this one before leaving you to experience the rest for yourself.
In essence, if you decide to go with the girls and stand your buddy up, you get in their car and head to the party, but the car runs out of gas in the middle of the road. You’re left there stranded and that’s a game over. Be a better friend and take care of your buddies, ok? That way, you’ll get to the party in one piece, meet a bunch of different ladies, have all kinds of conversations, and do all kinds of crazy stuff. At one point, you might even get eaten by a lake monster.
The Pros and the Cons of The Game
New Year’s Rave is a balancing act of the good and the bad. No single person can give you a proper answer about whether it’s a game worth playing since it offers a unique experience for those with refined tastes. Still, you cannot but appreciate how there’s a whole team of people that worked on it. Every character that speaks and that you get to interact with features voice lines from a talented voice actor. That’s diligence and attention to detail on display.
Speaking of sound, you get a bunch of rave music all the time, and not in a bad or obnoxious way. Sure, you can mute the game if it bothers you, but it truly adds to the overall atmosphere. As weird and cliche as it sounded, at one point I felt as if I was in the middle of that rave, surrounded by all those hot, high, and horny ladies. Then there’s that animation I talked about. Whether you’re taking a smoke, dancing, speaking with a DJ, fucking, or fighting a zombie (yep, that happens as well), it’s never a dull moment with this title. Even those choices that you’re making truly alter the outcome and change the course of the whole game.
That being said, it’s hard to overlook the cons, especially if you’re a newer gamer who hasn’t been in contact with Flash titles. I implore you to give this one a go, but I don’t blame you if you find the visuals ridiculous and the animation pointless. There’s also the issue of gameplay, where you’re not really gaming. You’re merely choosing between two different options and going along for the ride. I still replayed New Year’s Rave a couple of times until I’d seen every single scene, but that might not be for everyone.
Conclusion
To sum things up, New Year’s Rave gets my wholehearted recommendation. It surprised me how good it was. There are all those minor details that you might not pay attention to which, when combined, create an engrossing and thrilling experience. It’s a Flash porn game, so go in with appropriate expectations, and you’ll have some rather good fun. There’s not too much porn, but there are plenty of tits and asses and sexual innuendos to keep you going until you score a hottie. Plus, you just have to see how certain choices end up affecting our protagonist. All in all, it’s a free game so why not give it a go?
What I Like:
- weirdly interesting story
- plenty of girls
- interesting endings
- handy checkpoints
- captivating voice acting
What I Don’t Like:
- outdated graphics
- limited gameplay options
- only one good ending
- very few sex scenes
- not much nudity
Sites Where You Can Play This Game:
- https://wetpussygames.com/adult-cartoons/new-years-rave.html
- https://www.sexyfuckgames.com/adult-sex-games/new-years-rave.php
Meta Description:
New Year’s Rave is a free online browser porn game that takes you to a rave where you get to hook up with chicks, have all kinds of party fun, and fuck them.