Dirty Roller

October 3, 2021

I am always down to play porn games. Porn games give me a different level of stimulation and allow me to be in control. The porn game that I will be reviewing today gave me some control over the sex scenes. It may have its lapses and shortcomings, but hey, it was still an enjoyable porn game. The name of the porn game I’m talking about is Dirty Roller.

Dirty Roller gives off a 2D reminiscent vibe of the retro porn games I used to play way back in the old days. This porn game was very easy to follow, and it did not take tons of brain cells to progress through it. Enough babble. Here are some notable things that I liked and experienced while playing this 2D porn game.

The Story

It only took a brief and short time to finish the story of this game. The story starts with a horny blonde college girl dressed up as a roller skater. I guess that is where the title “Dirty Roller” comes from. The action focuses on a horny college girl in roller skates that wants to get pounded in a public area. There was some excellent dirty talk at the beginning, and it had a bit of voice acting.

I got to the hard pounding, and good old sex scenes immediately. The story was pretty linear, as it was an aspect that I did not have control over. The fucking and pounding continued while the sex scenes in different positions unfolded. The sex scenes consisted of a blowjob, riding, reverse cowgirl, and eventually a blowjob until the eventual cum shot. After the eventual cum shot, the game ends right then and there.

I had the option to replay the game if I wanted to. The totality of the game lasted around seconds, if not minutes. So, I did not know the context or introduction allowed me to understand what happened before the opening sequence. Somehow, the opening sequence led me to this horny college girl who wanted to get pounded and then gets fucked, and then the game eventually ended immediately. A bit of a confusing cliff-hanger of a porn game if you ask me.

The Gameplay

The gameplay is pretty basic and standard if you ask me. The gameplay of this porn game mainly comprises clicking on “Next” a couple of times until I got to the sex scenes. Then, there were sex scenes that I could “control” in a unique way. The only control that I had on the sex scenes is how fast the character thrust and went down on the horny blonde college girl.

If a sex scene was a blowjob scene, I could control the pace of the thrust of the cock in and out of the female’s mouth. The same goes for other sex scenes that involved riding, reverse cowgirl, and the eventual blowjob leading to the cum shot. There is no high-end type of gameplay in this porn game. It only had the basic gameplay that porn games from the mid-2000s used to employ.

Am I saying that this is a terrible game overall? Well, not exactly. This porn game still has the potential to be an excellent porn game if the developers improve it to some extent. For example, the theme of this porn game was fantastic. I only hope that the developers did not use ancient technology in creating it. But overall, clicking on “next” felt fun in some way. It felt like clicking an erotic slideshow that had moaning and dirty talk.

The Graphics

The graphics were also a step back from modern porn games today. This shit felt like it came from the mid-2000s. I don’t want to judge a porn game by its graphics immediately; who knows; the developers intended it to feel and look this way. Regardless, the graphics need a little re-work. Maybe try to come up with graphics that do not look prehistoric. I mean, some porn games have realistic rendering these days. Those modern games are a substantial reason alone not to play this porn game.

I believe the sex scenes have potential. I liked the idea of controlling how fast I thrust my cock into a female’s mouth and pussy. However, it does not help when the animation looks like poorly-drawn cartoons. I looked for other ways for me to have fun while playing this porn game. Unfortunately, even a dose of humor was not even present in this short and easy-to-finish porn game.

To summarize, the graphics and animation looked like a fifth-grader created it. It looked like the developers did not even bother to make the graphics and animation look presentable. Overall, it did feel like an erotic slideshow with poorly-drawn sex figures on the screen.

The Sound

The sound that I heard from Dirty Roller was off to a great start. For the first time, a low budget porn game had actual voice acting in it. The voice acting that I am talking about was the dirty talk that ensued. I was a bit shocked and excited. Unfortunately, that part was the only part that had voice acting. To sum it up, the voice acting probably lasted around 20 seconds into the game.

After I moved on past the introduction and dirty talk phase, the fucking and sex scenes ensued. The sex scenes had equivalent audio and sound effects. There were tons of squishes to mimic the sound of a cock thrusting inside a pussy. There were also tons of moaning. At least the developers did not turn the sex content into a boring slideshow that I would have clicked past by if it was fucking dull.

A distinct soundtrack was also present in the background. The same background music played for the entirety of the game. I do not know what it is, but some soundtracks are really lame and dull. Is this shit supposed to make it feel sexy? Maybe the developers could have worked on other aspects of this game before putting an annoying background tune.

Other Horny Elements Of This Game

I would have to point out one of the aspects of this game that I believe has potential. The gameplay that allowed me to take control of how fast I thrust my cock was pretty neat. I was able to choose from slow, medium, and hard. I noticed that clicking “Hard” filled up the bar, which allowed me to change positions and eventually cum. Maybe the developers could use this dynamic in future porn games or something. I know that it would have worked on this game had they placed a coherent storyline.

What I Like About This Game

Well, I do not hate this game entirely. As I said, some aspects had potential. One of the elements that I think has potential is its gameplay. I loved that a bar was present and was gradually increasing while I clicked on slow, medium, and hard. Regardless of how the graphics and animations looked like, I’d still want to see a horny cartoon girl get her brains fucked out of her mind. But, one positive aspect cannot make up for the other shit that it lacked.

My Recommendations For Improving The Game

My recommendations could start with the actual story. This porn game was so short that it felt like I played an ad or something. Seriously, there was no motivation to enjoy the sex scenes that this porn game had to offer. The story of this game left me with the question, “Was that it?”

I also recommend that the developers improve the graphics. I mean, it is 2020, and playing porn games with graphics and animations like this feels like a fucking waste of time. Why would I spend and waste my time on this porn game when I could play porn games with realistic rendering? The developers dropped the ball on the graphics and animations.

If the developers cannot make this game look good, at least add a bit of humor or twist into the game. As I said, it felt like an ad as I was able to finish the “game” in seconds. It lacked the basic elements that a porn game usually brings to the table. I do not even think that it was a game at all. It felt like an erotic slideshow with poorly drawn animations and tons of moaning and a sprinkle of dirty talk.

My Conclusion

Dirty Roller is a porn game that definitely needs some desperate working on and overhauls ASAP. Anyone can finish this porn game as it had zero difficulties on it at all. It did not even have a proper and understandable conclusion. The game ends when the male character cums. I know I cum fast, but God damn, I did not think it would feel this empty. Nonetheless, it felt like a sexy slideshow that had a bit of dirty talk and some moaning.

I do not see anyone taking this game over modern games. Hell, there were old porn games that were miles ahead of this shit. However, you can play this porn game if you like. It only takes a minute of your day to finish it, so it is not a big deal at all.

What I Liked:

“Control” over the sex scenes

What I Didn’t Like:

Zero Storyline
Terrible Graphics & Animation
Gameplay is outdated
Suddenly Ends
Incredibly Short

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Meta Description

Fuck a dirty college blonde in roller skates. Get that dirty blonde to suck on your cock, ride it, and bust your load all over that horny college girl’s face!

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