Horny Police: Lust Plague And The Handjob Ninja

Hello there again, horny people of the internet! I’m back today with another review of your favorite game genre. This time, I’ll talk about Horny Police: Lust Plague And The Handjob Ninja – a game that comes from the creators of Elana and her dirty adventures. If you’re familiar with this horny slut, you probably know what’s in store for you! If you don’t, let me paint a word picture for you – alluring trumpets, lots and lots of hard cocks and wet pussies, and the best hentai scenes you could ask for. This creation is a surefire way to get the hardest boner or the wettest panties, as it doesn’t discriminate between genders. There’s something for everyone here, no matter who you are or where you come from. Horny Police: Lust Plague And The Handjob Ninja will soothe your sorrows and help you find the relief you’re looking for. Let’s dig deeper to see what this gem has in store for you!

The story is crazy

This mouthful of a title should already give you a hint of what the game is about – you’re part of the horny police, a task force dedicated to finding out why every citizen of Pleasure City (you read that right) is suddenly crazy horny. You’ll be taking the role of Kaeryn, a voluptuous babe with curves that will make your mind spin. You’re called into the station by Alf, a silly captain that kicks you out of his office more often than you’d like. He even took away your badge and your duty dildo! How is a frustrated girl like yourself supposed to relax after a long, hard day of helping the citizens? So what if you’re dangerous and don’t follow the rules?

You find out that the Horny Police was created to deal with the excess arousal the population of Pleasure City is experiencing. The people of this utopia couldn’t function properly, since all they were thinking of were throbbing cocks and juicy pussies. But you went the extra mile, making people cum wherever you went, even if they didn’t show any signs of excess arousal. You’re a true succubus, sucking people dry, leaving them even dumber than before. That’s why you’re the best person for this new job – a different kind of arousal has stricken the male population of Pleasure City, something that the regular task force can’t help them with, nor their loving spouses. It only occurs at night, when instead of turning into hungry werewolves, the men turn into insatiable beasts with rock-hard boners and a huge sexual appetite. This makes them tired and cranky in the morning, and it doesn’t help their arousal either! And that’s where Kaeryn, the handjob ninja, gets her chance for redemption. It’s time to put that slutty mouth and skilled hands to use, to do the one thing they were meant to be doing – stroke cocks and drain balls, like her life depended on it. And she needs to do it all in one night!

The gameplay mechanics will make your heart go crazy

The gameplay is very simple – you’re in the city, and you can see every man affected by the horny plague. They appear completely naked, red from all the blood coursing through their veins to power their gargantuan cocks. When the night begins, your stamina bar is full. All you have to do is pick your first offender by clicking on them. Every man has a level, and the higher the level is, the more stamina you’ll need to… defeat him.

Kaeryn has only one skill at the beginning – handjobs, and she’s very good. There’s a very good reason why she’s called the handjob ninja! And here’s how you “fight” these horny beasts – there’s a target in the top right corner and a gray circle that pulses throughout. You need to click when the circle is at the colors of the target it needs to be. You’ll know when it’s effective when the enemy starts losing stamina quicker than you do.

When you lose all of your stamina, you’ll go back to your apartment to rest. And what’s better than masturbating until your hands are sore? This is where you can practice new skills by choosing one from the offering on the left side of the screen. You can practice ball fondling, different kinds of stroking, deepthroating, your voice, and your sultry gaze, and finally playing with your tits. These are all very valuable skills, as every man has specific tastes, and you’ll need to figure out what will get him to cum before you get tired.

You gain experience when defeating horny men, and you can spend them on the skills I mentioned above. Choose your skills wisely, as they will help you defeat the legion of throbbing cocks in mere minutes! Every skill you buy opens up new skills, increasing your chances of being just what the horny men need to wind down and finally go back to sleep.

The visuals are magnetic

Every game made by this studio has the same character design – exaggerated figures, athletic physiques, giant boobs, bald juicy pussies, and giant throbbing cocks that can cum buckets. Their faces vary from game to game, but they all look very similar. This can be a bad thing if you’re looking for plenty of variety, but I promise you’ll change your mind when you see how hypnotizing the characters in this game are. Kaeryn has giant boobs, an athletic body with wide hips, and a bald pussy that can take a pounding.

The whole game is just about sex. There are no fillers here, no lengthy dialogue you have to read, and no quests you have to solve before the main girl shows you her tits. Horny Police will arouse you the moment you load it up, although the sex acts can become a bit repetitive. Kaeryn sucks cocks and gives handjobs like a professional pornstar, but that is all that she can do, so defeating the whole city in one night might desensitize you to her skills. She also moans realistically, and she can improve her moaning to make the men cum even faster. There’s a single soundtrack that can become a bit annoying, but you can turn it off any time you like.

Conclusion

Horny Police has a fun story that can make porn stars blush. Kaeryn solves every problem with her tongue and hands, and the men of Pleasure City love it. She’s the only one that can bring peace back into the lives of these horny men. This game will give you orgasm after orgasm, and it will feel like the slutty protagonist is truly stroking you off. You’re the one that’s going to need the help of the Horny Police after you’re done! Waste no time and go play this gem, trust me, there’s nothing to think about here!

What I liked

• Plenty of sex scenes
• Realistic moaning
• Interesting story
• Easy to play

What I didn’t like

• Repetitive gameplay
• Only one soundtrack

Sites where you can play this game:

1. https://wetpussygames.com/adult-games/horny-police.html
2. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/842447

Meta description

Your only job as the handjob ninja is to make as many men cum as possible! Will you get tired before the whole city has their balls drained?